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Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Cerita apa? - Takers

Takers, posmen tengok dalam keadaan mamai mahu tidur. Gile penat dowh. tapi apakan daya sebab tiket free, gagahi juga untuk buntangkan mata depan skrin besar GSC.

Dah la dapat seat depan. haih, sakit leher.

Cerita takers berkonsep biasa, senang diduga dan kelihatan bajet dikeluarkan tak seberapa. Straight forward story.

Menggunakan teknik kamera amatur ketika adegan pantas buat kepala makin kepeningan. Teknik sebegitu mmg posmen tak suka semenjak dulu, lebih2 lagi kalau dah menonton kat depan sekali. Pening!

Cerita mengisahkan sepasukan perompak professional dan tak tembak polis. Mereka menjalankan rompakan dengan baik sekali dan tektikal. Selepas satu rompakan berjaya dilakukan dengan menculik helikopter Harian Metro, diorang pun tiba-tiba disogok lagi oleh seorang rakan mereka yang baru keluar daripada penjara utnuk merompak lagi. Kali ni dengan nilai yang lebih besar.

Kat situlah saspens berlaku, kerana perancangan asal sudah tidak menjadi smooth dan masing-masing mulai curigai siapa yang telah mengkhianati plan mereka. Orang rusia kah, ghost kah, polismen ka, atau posmen di simpang Old Trafford?

Itu saja cerita dia. dan kalau filem Jutawan Fakir arahan Prof Razak posmen bagi 4 bintang, filem takers posmen boleh bagi 3 bintang saja.

Sunday, October 24, 2010

First time ever: Nuffnang Premier Screening Ticket!!

Hehe. Posmen dah lama try ejas ticket wayang nuffnang. Banyak dah posmen masuk, 2012, inception, dan lain-lain tapi semua tak berjaya. Samada buat post atau cuma komen di post nuffnang. Hampir-hampir putus asa.

Bukan apa, kalau posmen tak keje jadi posmen, nescaya posmen akan ada banyak masa dan duit untuk gi panggung wayang. Jadi, ini peluang keemasan posmen untuk layan screen gila babi besar dekat GSC MidValley!

Untuk pertama kali dalam sejarah berblogging dengan Nuffnang, posmen akhirnya kena invite Premier Screening GSC filem Takers. Malam besok. Dia bagi 2 pasang tiket, jadi posmen dah ajak kawan special tonton sekali.



Jangan tanya sapa na. Yang pasti dia lelaki hehe. Gay? Woi, celupar haha. Dia teman baik posmen, sebab dulu dia pernah belanja posmen buka pose di hotel mahal-mahal, jadi sekarang kita balas budi la. Apala sangat yang posmen ada, tiket wayang free aje lah untuk dia huhu.

Korang pon pergi tak? Jumpa di sana nanti ya!

p/s: Oh ya, lepas tengok besok, boleh la buat review seketul... :)



Friday, October 15, 2010

Boleh book sekarang - Proton Inspira, apa yang korang boleh dapat?

Boleh dapat sebijik Evo ten la beb! hehe. posmen tak mampu ler nak pakai kete semewah ni. maklum ler gaji ciput aje.

Apa yg menarik, design yang mengekalkan 80% design mitsubishi. Enjin juga menggunakan teknologi enjin 4B11 yang digunapakai dalam Lancer.

Hmm... harga tu yang buat kelat air liur sikit. Mahai dowh. Waja dulu 60k ja kan? Kopak la posmen kalau mahu beli.






Thursday, October 14, 2010

Tren komuter di Saudi untuk jemaah Haji.


Gambar masa depa tengah test drive.


Mai posmen terai translate berita dalam bahasa London kat bawah. Semua fasiliti transport itu bernilai SR6.5 bilion, duk ada dalam RM6 bilion gitu. 

Dalam sejam 72,000 jemaah haji dia boleh angkut. 

Tapi kalau KTMB yang buat statement ni mampuih posmen nak percaya. KTMB kalau nak operate tren kat saudi kena cari siap-siap perkataan 'tren dibatalkan' dalam bahasa Arab. Mcm cilake punye KTMB komuter.

Panjang 300 meter, sekali masuk 3000 orang. Panjang tuh, kalau komuter baru dalam dekat2 80 meter rasanya. 

Harap2 dapatlah abah posmen naik metro ni nanti. Kalo ada rejeki. InsyaAllah.



ARAB NEWS
Published: Oct 2, 2010 23:44 Updated: Oct 3, 2010 00:33
JEDDAH: The newly established Mashair Railway, which links the holy sites of Mina, Arafat and Muzdalifa with Makkah, will have a 30-day test run before opening to transport domestic and GCC pilgrims during the upcoming Haj season.

Municipal and Rural Affairs Minister Prince Mansour bin Miteb will inspect the railway (also known as the Makkah Metro) on Tuesday to make sure the facility is ready to transport the guests of God. The railway will bring about a dramatic change in pilgrim transportation between the holy sites.

Established at a cost of SR6.5 billion, the new railway will have a capacity to transport 72,000 pilgrims in an hour. Nine stations have been constructed in Arafat, Mina and Muzdalifa, each having three stations. This is the second largest project implemented by the Ministry of Municipal and Rural Affairs after the SR4.5 billion high-tech Jamrat Bridge project in Mina.

Habib Zain Al-Abidine, deputy minister of municipal and rural affairs, said the railway will have 10 trains in the first phase, each with a length of 300 meters. “Each train will carry 3,000 passengers.”

He said Saudi authorities have not yet fixed the fare. “The matter is in the hands of Second Deputy Premier and Minister of Interior Prince Naif, chairman of the Supreme Haj Committee. Once the prince gives his directives, we’ll announce the fare,” he said.

The time for transporting pilgrims from Arafat to Muzdalifa will be reduced to five minutes on the 9th of Dul Hijjah when the faithful will move together from the plain of Arafat to Muzdalifa. And another five minutes will take them from Muzdalifa to Mina on the 10th.

Zain Al-Abidine said the railway would operate throughout the year.
The second phase of the project will link Mashair Railway with the Grand Mosque in Makkah with a station on Umm Al-Qura Road. It will also be linked with the Haramain Railway that connects Makkah with Madinah and Jeddah.

The trains will have a test run covering 6,000 km each before starting regular operations. The first test run took place last Thursday. The railway will have 20 trains in the next stage, each with 12 carriages and each carriage holding 250 passengers. About 20 percent of passengers will be seated while 80 percent will be standing. Trains will have a speed of 80 to 120 km/hour


Wednesday, October 13, 2010

TM Point is too busy playing facebook to serve customer & being extremely rude



KANTOI!!! Hahahahaa...







Sekarang, posmen sampaikan isi email. Dah memang itu kerja posmen, menyampaikan surat menyurat. Korang bacalah ek, pengalaman diorang dengan TMpoint yang awek kaunternya sibuk main facebook.

From email:


Dear all SBM & Head Of TMpoint,
Am again sharing the latest complaint received – based on the customer experience at our TMpoint, this complaint was sent to all the important bodies within the Government and to add ‘pain’ the complainant also enclosed photos to further strengthen the issues.
We are in the midst of investigating (will not ‘jump into conclusion’ yet) BUT importantly I am sharing with all of you, as I always believed ‘ if it may happened to others, chances of happening in your own TMpoint are there.  Extremely, PLEASE IMMEDIATELY DO THE NECESSAY to tidy up your State & TMpoint from the similar virus and let’s hope no more similar cases being reported about us ( TMpoint )
Do monitor from time to time………………..  If you are interested to know which State & TMpoint – buzz me personally.
Share this with all your subordinates in your daily Pep Talk, PLEASE so that they are fully aware, when it comes to customer dissatisfaction, they can go to this level in officiating the complaint.
Regards


**********



Dear ALL,

Despite of the two complaints below (please refer to the mails below if TM is ever concerned about customer satisfaction), I continue to encounter EXTREMELY poor service in TM ………………

I was at the ………….(TMpoint) AGAIN at 1.29pm on 25/8/2010 (Wed) as I did not receive my monthly statements in the last two months. The front desk customer service personnel, ..................(CSR) was being rude and NOT willing to assist as she was too busy playing facebook. She was so engrossed with her facebook that she did not realize that I snapped her photo while she was playing it. She was subsequently stunt when I took the photo of her face. The photos are enclosed for your evidence. As you can see, there are other customers waiting for her to serve.

The matter was brought up to the Team Leader Puan……………(TL)

I cannot believe a national icon GLC like TM with strategic KPIs set by the government could tolerate such service level. In addition, despite of writing to some the key personnel listed in TM annual report, no one take us seriously!!!!!! I hope our beloved Prime Minister is able to get the RIGHT PEOPLE to behave in an ACCOUNTABLE manner before the RAKYAT lost faith totally..... He has make many progressive changes, unfortunately it is disappointing to see that such basic service is still a challenge.

Customer Centricity Perspective KPI "Committed to spend at least 5% of revenue per annum for improvement in quality of customer experience" *Quoted from TM KPI report for 2010-2012 I assumed that the 5% of the revenue is provided for staff to be multitasking by playing facebook and attending to customer at the same time.

By the way, I am not just a RAKYAT Malaysia who paid tax but I am also a responsible TM customer who is trying to pay my streamyx bill despite of not receiving my monthly statement.

I am not here to break anyone's rice bowl but the company should diligently assign the right people as front-liners as it is extremely disturbed to see that a company can BE RUDE to a customer who is trying to pay the bill.


 
Disappointed customer,
Lee Ching Kuan

Gambar terbaru tragedi bas terbalik 10.10.10

Posmen bawak laju pon, posmen naik motor aje. Kalau terlanggar divider jalan, posmen sekor-sekor jatuh dan cedera atau ke kubur terus.

Ini, kau bawak bas, bawa lori, bawa van, consider la orang lain jangan duk memecut tak ingat. Kadang2 bila tgk bas kilang bawak mcm orang gila, posmen rasa geram nak stop kan dia dan panjat tangga driver untuk lepaskan penumbuk barang sebuku. Bodoh punya mentaliti.

Yang terbunuh muda muda pulak tu. Bakal engineer, bakal doktor, bakal guru. Satu kerugian yang besar untuk negara. Kalau ada la pemandu lori ka bas ka tersesat ke blog hina posmen ni, dengaqla posmen nak habaq, bawak la pelan-pelan. Kalau ngantuk jangan la pecut, berhenti dan pekena dunhil sepam dua. Bagi member plak bawak. Sedih sangat kalau dah jadi mcm ni.

Orang dah mati pecah kepala, lagi nak kasi seribu sorang? Dah terlambat dah mangkuk...





























Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Lawak iklan Politik oleh P1, err, P1? Haha. Kelakar Gile!


Awat ni kat belakang sekali ada tulih P1. Jadi, boleh la kalau kita kata ini next P1 punya iklan? Hehe. Apa-apa pun, semoga terhibur dengan lawak kurang asam ini.

Err... rasa-rasa dia nak ajuk cakap sapa? hehe.



Kuala Lumpur Car rent

Useful info if you happen to find rental car in Kuala Lumpur. Have a nice stay.




Do visit: http://www.attsrentacar.com.my/ for more info.



Wireless Hybrid TV by YTL Communication

Tauke besar pada P1 Wimax akan melancarkan Hybrid TV kira-kira tahun depan. Menggabungkan teknologi wireles 4G dan digital TV broadcasting.

YTL Comms dah meterai perjanjian Lesen dan Servis dengan Sezmi Corp kat KL. So, posmen anggap kira jadilah tu. Boleh lah lepas ni kalau nak potong astro pulak. Menyampah betul kalau satu-satu market dimonopoli oleh sebuah provider saja. Ikut suka hati bapak tiri jiran dia saja nak buat apa.

Bila ada kompetitor, barulah kita sebagai pengguna ada choice untuk buat perbandingan. Barulah seimbanga supply dan demand.

TV hybrid baru ni pulak, yang bestnya, korang boleh nonton di TV, lappy, ataupun telefon canggih. Perkgh.

Sumber: business times.

Kuala Lumpur Melaka Express Sdn Bhd (Delima) beri RM1000 kepada keluarga mangsa.

Posmen naik gila sebentar. Semua surat nak hantar besok posmen baling ke pinggir dinding. Tak percaya pendengaran sendiri.


"Waris mangsa boleh menghubungi nombor tertera untuk menuntut wang ehsan tersebut." kata pembaca berita wanita TV3 lagi.

What do you expect? Macam ni ke:

"Hello."
"Hello, syarikat bas Delima Sdn Bhd. Boleh saya bantu?"
"Saya Amri, anak saya meninggal dalam kemalangan tempoh hari. Err... wang seribu ada lagi?"

Kau gila ke apa Vincent Mah? God. Satu hal - seribu? Hal kedua - hubungi nombor tertera untuk tuntut seribu itu? Pemandu bas kamu speeding, diulangi speeding, dan bunuh 12 orang. Take some effort to go for everybody involve, apologize dan bagi sumbangan. 

Langsung tak ada moral value. Yang dah pergi, kita kira takdir dan relakan mereka pergi. Tapi selagi tindakan tak diambil, posmen takut di masa depan akan ada orang yang kita sayang pergi dengan cara yang sama. 

Tindakan perlu diambil. Bawa ke mahkamah. Jual semua bas Delima, bahagi-bahagikan pada semua keluarga mangsa.


Monday, October 11, 2010

A boy hit his son. He 'eat' that boy!

Entry ini bukan entry kelakar tetapi seram. Bila posmen kata ia seram, bermakna ia betul-betul menakutkan, mengerikan dan tidak sesuai ditonton oleh bebudak. Jadi, jangan claim posmen tak cakap pulak okeh. Tak tahu peristiwa ni kat mana, tapi posmen baru dapat daripada kotak email. Layan...







Monday, October 04, 2010

Surat Resign Paling sempoi hehe.


JULIANA BONUS   BT CHE ROSS
NO 834,LORONG BAHGIA
TAMAN SEJAHTERA
06600

MUHAMAD YUSOP
PLOT 131A,
JALAN PERINDUSTRIAN BUKIT MINYAK,
14100 BUKIT MINYAK,
SEBERANG PERAI TENGAH,
PENANG .
19 DEC 2005

TUAN,

PER : SURAT BERHENTI KERJA

Saya seperti nama diatas, ingin memohon berhenti kerja. Saya berharap permohonan ini diluluskan. Berikut adalah sebab- musabab saya ingin berhenti kerja:-

1. Saya kerap dibuli oleh senior.

2. Makanan di kantin tak sedap tapi mahal macam KFC. Tambahan pula kalau makcik senior yg kira.

3. Lagu 5'S tidak masuk dalam carta ERA.

4. Waktu rehat tersangat pendek 15 minit je... Nak beratur pun dah 20 minit!!!

5. KERJA BERDIRIIIIIIIIIII... ... ... . Kasut takde sponge pulak!!!!!

6. Bas kilang tersangat laju... . Tersangat BAHAYA... ..

7. Kalau setakat nak keja kilang, lebih baik tak payah ambil SPM. Indon tak ambil SPM pun boleh keja  jugak!!!

 
8. Pekerja dipaksa O.T. Ingat kita orang ROBOT ke!!! Kalau tak O.T. ugut nak bagi Warning Letter    
    pulakk... ..

9. Pintu kecemasan dihalang. Bila BOMBA audit baru kalut. KESELAMATAN TIDAK DIUTAMAKAN.

10. Scan in/out sikit nak masuk kena beratok sampai GATE HOUSE nak balik kena beratok BULEH

     TAWAF satu kilang..

11. Pintu keluar masuk 2 shj. Pekerja beribu... . Masuk LATE marah!!! Balik LATE driver BAS pulak

      marah!!!! sampai rumah mak bapak pulak yang marah KAMI selalu kena MARAHHHHHH...

12. Boss kadang 2 ok, kadang 2 tension sampai tak ingat 2 yang kami ni orang gak

13. Faedah2 lain tak memuaskan. contoh keja bagai nak tecabut kepala lutut profet shereing

     HAMPEHHH

14. BANYAK LAGI NAK HABAQ TAPI KUT TAK SANGUP DENGAQ KUT!!!!  
 
15. Bonus Tahun Ni Takde Macam Hampeh...Orang Gaji Besar je yang dapat,Orang bawahan semua tak dapat...Kalau mcm ni biar boss besar mati cepat!!!! ..baru ada keadilan......Aminnnn

Untuk pengetahuan tuan, saya telah berjaya menabung sebanyak RM 1.5 juta selama saya bekerja sebagai operator. Wang itu telah saya laburkan dalam bentuk dinar emas. Setiap bulan, pendapatan saya adalah sebanyak RM890. Inilah faktor utama saya ingin berhenti kerja. Terima kasih atas segala kerjasama ... ... ... ... tunjuk ajar tuan selama ini dengan saya.

**Akhir kata, terimalah sebuah pantun MAUTdari saya... ... ..  
 IKAN KELI, IKAN KEMBUNG; ANGKAT KAKI, LLLAAAMMMBUNG... ... ... ... ...

SEKIAN, TERIMA KASIH..



Post special untuk peminat Liverpool wakaka...



Tak tahan posmen tengok sebelum match start, macam2 'scorecast' geng-geng pundit taik kucing tu buat kat EPSN channel. 4 - 0 lah, 3 - 0 lah, 4 - 1 lah. Liverpool 6 - 0 Blackpool pun ada. Oo.. mentang2 la kawan tu baru promoted, korang hentam dia ya.

Sekali kena 2 bijik dengan Black pool. Itu pun cantik punya gol.

Sangat suka hati ini hari haha. Walaupun Man U pun tak bleh nak menang, tapi tak pa la biaq pi la dia.



Jangan masak telur dengan garam.

Telur dadar.

Bila bancuh telur dadar, selalunya posmen taruk garam. Kasi masin la. Tapi tak pula posmen tahu bahawa dengan mencampurkan garam ke dalam telur dan memasaknya, akan ada chemical reaction. Sebab walaupun posmen tak belajar tinggi, tapi posmen tahu melalui rancangan Myth Buster di Astro channel 551 bahawa garam itu adalah sodium chloride. Dan sodium chloride sejenis bahan kimia stabil.

Taruk dalam air panas ke sejuk ke sama aje tahap keterlarutan dia. kan?

Tup tup, hari ni dapat email kata seperti tajuk kat atas. Saranan dia suruh taruk kicap soya saja. Kicap lemak manis kot, sebab kalau kicap masin, pasti tak ada beza sama garam, bukan?

Okey, ini isi email:

Do not put salt before or during cooking the egg .

If you put salt before or during cooking the egg, Metamorphosis (chemical
changed) will happen.
It is Poisonous. So just put soy sauce during cooking the egg or put salt
after the egg is cooked.
Please remind your family and friend.
(See attached file: pic45926.jpg)

Ada attachment. Gambar apakah? Posmen buka, saspen. Bila dah bukak, jadi tertanya-tanya... ape ke hei bubuh gambar translate dalam bahasa Cina haha.